Warning Label: Contains Alcohol. Proceed with Caution.
This isn't your typical vitamin bottle—it's your typical Friday night. Our long sleeve tee pairs comfort with honesty, featuring bold text that reads like a warning label for anyone who's ever prioritized happy hour over the gym. Soft cotton construction keeps you comfortable whether you're out with friends or just being honest about your life choices.
Perfect for those who appreciate self-aware humor and aren't afraid to wear their vices on their sleeve—literally.
