My Wife Said I Could

Don't worry.  You've got permission!  This shirt is your get-out-of-jail-free card.

Size Guide (inches, garment measurements laid flat):
S — Chest 20" / Length 27"
M — Chest 22" / Length 28"
L — Chest 24" / Length 29"
XL — Chest 26" / Length 30"
2XL — Chest 28" / Length 31"
3XL — Chest 30" / Length 32"